groinful

noun

1. (no-plural)A quantity that covers or impacts on a groin.

   “Terminal velocity for a human body is 120 miles an hour, and to achieve this you used to count ten before pulling the rip-cord and getting a groinful of ...”

   “Suddenly, I remarked (even though I was well aware that he had a nice groinful of hair) :”

   “Stop whining about how that groinful of hot, scalding coffee will leave you infertile and impotent forever (it won't), and just be thankful you aren't afflicted with any of these sexual maladies.”