schmear

noun

1. A spread that goes on a bagel.
2. A batch of things that go together.

   “So you can buy a la carte programming, or you can buy the whole schmear.”

3. An aggregate.

verb

1. To spread something, often a bagel spread.
2. (slang, transitive)To bribe.

   “"What happened?" "Nothing." "How could nothing happen if you're not with her? Listen, did you grease that d.j.?" "No." "You didn't schmear him? You think the world owes you a living?"”

   “[…] I slipped the guy a hundred dollars." "You had to schmear him to sell you a patch?"”