shite

noun

1. (Ireland, UK, uncountable, usually, vulgar)Shit; trash; rubbish; nonsense.

   “That’s a load of shite.”

   “Look at all this shite.”

   ““I had a visit from one of Colonel Datka’s people this afternoon. I don’t think it’s a coincidence.” / “Shite.” The brass-necked gears are turning behind his eyes. “What makes you say that?” […] “Coincidences happen.””

2. (Ireland, UK, countable, derogatory, uncommon, usually, vulgar)A foolish or deceitful person.

   “He's a useless shite.”

   “Pull yourself together. It’s not like he’s going to break in and rape you, is it? He’s just a nasty wee shite, as they say hereabouts, a misogynistic pick-up artist who’s too cheap to use a tissue.”

adj

1. (Ireland, UK, vulgar)Bad; awful; shit.

   “That was a shite film.”

   “In the end, you find yourself […] thinking about what the Gnome said about home brew. Shite beer, he’d said, unless you add a cofactor.”

intj

1. (Ireland, UK, vulgar)An expression of annoyance or dismay.

   “Shite! I left my wallet at home.”

   “Shite. It’s three o’fucking clock in the afternoon!”

verb

1. (Ireland, Scotland, UK, vulgar)To defecate.

   “[…] it still softened my heart to see a man hurt so badly he sobbed and shited on himself.”

   “He would probably have a head full of locks. Who has time to be pretty when people are hurting? Crying. Shiting on themselves trying to beat heroin.”

   “I have eaten a dishful of curds, And I have shitten your mouth full of turds.”