usenetard

noun

1. (Internet, derogatory, offensive, vulgar)A user of Usenet; a Usenetter.

   “Wanna know a secret? We're all Usenetards.”

   “Ubiquitous usenetards such as yourself will deny reality until everyone else dies of boredom. Been there done that.”

   “TROLLS AND OTHER USENETARD BY ABUSING FLAMMING AND MALIGNING ANY MEMEBER OF THIS GROUP YOU ARE ABANDONING YOUR FAITHFUL CALLING AND CUSTOMER BASE YOU'LL ONLY HURT YOURSELF QUIT THIS INSTANT WHILE THE QUITTING IS GOOD”